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This is a collection of written pieces that comes from things I’ve thought and experienced; occasionally they are illustrated with photos that I’ve taken. They are here because I want people to enjoy them. This is a sort of print performance and as with other kinds of performance it is a meaningless exercise without an audience. So be my audience ...

Saturday, 9 June 2012

WHAT THE WELL DRESSED BIKER IS WEARING TODAY IN THE USA

Hey Guys, did the previous post make you start longing to make contact with your inner MAN? Well, you ain't seen nuthin yet. The guy in the previous post was a patsy, all low revs and all-a-quiver in the colon. And that white hair! Man, he washes that hair. I mean he shampoos it. Showers too I shouldn't wonder. Wears a vest to show off them tats.

Real bikers emerge from their dens smelling kinda musky and they wear the ...
OUTLAW BLACK LEATHER BIKER HEAVY DUTY GUN JACKET
(You know the tats are there but you ain't gonna see 'em)
This baby costs the biker $259 and it has features that define the man

Large, righthand draw pocket in front for a full size gun up to an IMI UZI with Velcro or Zipper closure.
Smaller inside pockets for carrying documents/gear
Also has a pocket for a compact, smaller pistol like a Glock 36/ Bersa 45 ACP

Means you can
CARRY WITHOUT BEING DETECTED OR FLAGGED

Readers, dear Readers, the above is not a joke. I have contributed a little in making this read like an advertisement but the basic facts are as above. There's a website based in the USA that aims to sell garments (and all the other paraphernalia so beloved by our biker brethren) like this. To see for yourself Google Hardcore and Biker Supplies and the site will probably present itself. 

























































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